Dog Eggs!

Are you lonely? Do you feel your life needs a new companion? Well, now you can have one instantly with our new product, Dog Eggs! Yes, for a limited period you can get these marvelous objects!
How to hatch:
Place in front of bowl of raw meat.
Egg will open magically and meat will disappear.

Look for these breeds:
Cavalier King Charles (Pictured)
Great Pyrenees
Labradors
Pugs
Dachshunds
German Shepherds
Border Collies
Get yours today!
We are not responsible for cuteness overload,
death by bad breath, and missing socks. 
Address: Belly Rub. Inc, Tailwag, CA, 98176
Phone Number: 123-456-7890
Not for eating.