Are you lonely? Do you feel your life needs a new companion? Well, now you can have one instantly with our new product, Dog Eggs! Yes, for a limited period you can get these marvelous objects!How to hatch:
Place in front of bowl of raw meat.
Egg will open magically and meat will disappear.
Look for these breeds:
Cavalier King Charles (Pictured)
Great Pyrenees
Labradors
PugsDachshunds
German Shepherds
Border Collies
Get yours today!
We are not responsible for cuteness overload,
death by bad breath, and missing socks.
Address: Belly Rub. Inc, Tailwag, CA, 98176
Phone Number: 123-456-7890
Not for eating.
Do you give bulk order discounts?
ReplyDeletelol, can I have a Border Collie please?! :)
ReplyDeleteI am sorry to inform you that they are currently out of stock. Please come back at a later time.
DeleteVery Smelly,
CEO of Belly Rub. Inc
Do you have mixed breeds? I would love a Labradoodle!
ReplyDeleteWe are happy to inform you that we do. They cost $169.99 (without tax). Go to bellyrubinc.dog to order and look at our other products.
ReplyDeleteVery Smelly,
CEO of Belly Rub. Inc