Have you felt discontented? Have you considered the possibility that it is because you have a lack of horrible jokes and brand names on your UFO? Well, no more! At last, Dalek's is offering a huge UFO bumper sticker sale! Buy two, get one free! That's right! Buy two, get one free! Plus, get a free six-armed tentacled monster charm, as well as a free human processor!
Testimonials:
"I just love Dalek's UFO bumper stickers! Two plastic thumbs up!"
Nestene Consciousness, maker of department store dummies
"I have to say, these are the funniest bumper stickers on Clom!"
Victor Kennedy, head of Abzorbaloff Inc.
"How do you feel about Dalek's Bumper Stickers?"
"How do you feel about Dalek's Bumper Stickers?"
Anonymous, Midnight Resident
Call today to get two zargonyls off all stickers. Simply dial 6879760. That's right! 6879760. Hurry!
Dalek's Bumper Stickers will not offer refunds on bumper stickers damaged by iron rain, meteorites, dust devils, or other such natural phenomena.
That's funny and cool! I'm sure my sister would love one!
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